
My wife made me turn it off
Had it crawling out from under the tree on Christmas morning. Two of the grandkids wouldn't come in for presents and my brother-in-law genuinely jumped. She said it was too much. It was perfect.
Jess M. โ Boise, ID
๐ Crawls out from under the tree
๐๏ธ Waits around the dark hallway corner
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Due to high demand, our first batch has sold out and we're now taking preorders. Processing can take 4 to 6 weeks, but don't worry: your Crawling Grump is 100% guaranteed to be at your door by late November or early December. Preorder now to secure yours!

Your living room doesn't need another light-up reindeer. It needs something that MOVES.
The second a kid reaches under the tree for a present, this thing starts dragging itself out toward them โ arms pulling, head twitching, yellow eyes glowing, growling the whole way. Kids scream. Parents pull out their phones. Your house becomes the one everybody in the family talks about until next Christmas.
๐ It actually crawls. Motorized arms pull the body forward across your carpet, hallway or entryway, covering roughly 200 inches per minute.
๐๏ธ Glowing yellow LED eyes. Bright enough to spot from across the room. With the lights down they're the first thing anyone sees under the tree.
๐ Deep growls and groans. The built-in speaker fires as it moves. They hear it before they spot it โ that half-second of "what was that" is where the scare lives.
๐ 3ร AA batteries. No cords, no stakes, no assembly. Drop it anywhere in about ten seconds and walk away. Move it from under the tree to the hallway whenever you want a fresh reaction.
๐ Full size โ 42 inches long. Green fur, red plush Santa suit with a fur-trimmed hat and clawed green hands, detailed enough that it still reads real from twenty feet away.
Built for living rooms, entryways, hallways and under the tree. Keep it indoors โ it's a battery-powered electronic prop, not a weather-proof lawn ornament.
Due to high demand, the Crawling Grump is currently on preorder. Processing and delivery can take 4 to 6 weeks. Shipping is FREE worldwide, and you'll get a tracking number the moment your order ships. ๐
Don't worry: your Crawling Grump will be at your door by late November or early December, 100% guaranteed. ๐
You're covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee. ๐ก๏ธ
If it doesn't crawl, growl and light up exactly like the video, message us and we'll refund you. No sending it back, no argument. โ

Tuck it among the presents under the tree, around the corner of a dark hallway โ anywhere somebody has to walk past on Christmas morning. Then wait. The growl lands first, then it drags itself toward them with the eyes lit up, and grown adults forget how to walk backwards. Have your phone out. Your family will still be playing that clip next Christmas.

It pulls itself forward on its clawed green hands with the yellow eyes lit and the growl running. People catch the movement out of the corner of their eye, look down at the tree, and that's the moment. Set it once and it gets every guest who walks through, all December.

Had it crawling out from under the tree on Christmas morning. Two of the grandkids wouldn't come in for presents and my brother-in-law genuinely jumped. She said it was too much. It was perfect.
Jess M. โ Boise, ID
Set it up behind the tree before the kids came down on Christmas morning. My youngest was behind the sofa before I could say a word. Ten minutes later they were both crawling after it across the living room.
Karen W. โ Hartford, CT
I've put up the same lights on this house for eleven years. Never once had someone pull over. Put this out on the porch and by 8pm there were people filming from the street.
Mike D. โ Toledo, OHSet it up, switch it on, point it at somebody. If it doesn't do exactly what the video shows, message us within 30 days and we'll refund you in full. No restocking fee โ and in most cases we won't even make you ship the grump back.